The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi

Well I'm as popular as a Jew in Beirut
And I am responsible for millions of deaths, yeah
Well I've decimated more than half of Europe
Kinda makes you wanna boogie. . .

<the rest of the lyrics, as taken from The Guide>

They called my dad the only rabbi in jackboots
They called my mum the wife of my dad
They circumsised me at the Nuremburg rally
That's how I became a semitic Nazi for life.

I wanna have my gas and sniff it too.

My mum always told me not to annex Poland
My dad always told me not to invade Russia
That's what you get for being a rebel:
Stuck in a bunker eating unleavened bread.


Dec 1982