Strictly Loungeroom If your Luke Perry sideburns just won't grow; that's dancin' If you can't seem to dress like they do in Cosmo; that's dancin' You admit it, you don't like the taste of alcohol, If you think that (?) was a Paul McCartney song If your (?) are (two lane/to late?); that's dancin' If your parents are together and you don't hate 'em; that's dancin' If you always bought a ticket for the train, If you think that graffiti all looks the same (chorus:) So give us none of your aggravation We've had it with your (disapprove?) Saturday night's alright for fighting 'Cept when you have to stay in Strictly loungeroom Strictly loungeroom You know it's time to get the razor blade out; that's dancin' Step into that new sense swang; that's dancin' When it's Saturday night and you're all by yourself Watching reruns of that (Dan Sam?) (chorus) Strictly loungeroom Strictly loungeroom, yeah! That's dancin', yeah! That's dancin', yeah! There's a party going on at the local church hall You know people going, all you gotta do is call (?) then I'd seize the day But you put on ABC and foxtrot your chance away