I Shit Me

Work, play, night, day, they shit me
Good, bad, happy, sad, they shit me
He, she, they, we, they shit me
Oh they shit me, but not as much as, yeah yeah

I make me wanna vomit, I'm the pits
Even if the world had value, 
I'd still give me the shits

Rich, poor, less, more, they shit me
(Rich shits me, poor shits me, 
Dad shits me, mumma shits me)
Out, in, fat, thin, they shit me
(Out shits me, in shits me, 
Fat shits me, {?} shits me)
Black, white, left, right, they shit me

Oh they shit me, but not as much as I shit me
I make me wanna vomit, I'm the pits
Even if the world had value, 
I'd still give me the shits

Epistemology shits me
Ontology shits me
Phraseology shits me
Scatology shits me
Life shits me, this song shits me, 
Even shit shits me
But they don't shit me one tiny eency weency miniscule 
macroscopic nanoseismic pan-insignificant zoophytic 
neo-nonexistent bit compared to the way...
I shit me, whoa!

I make me wanna vomit, I'm the pits
Even if the world had value, 
I'd still give me the shits.


June 1988

* (Quite different to the lyrics in The Guide)