If You're Creative, Get Stuffed

Oh yeah.
My dad's a builder, he's friend's a plumber
They're getting cancer and you can get stuffed, 
geah yeah yeah yeah

He works like a nigger
For a moderate figure
We're not underprivileged 
And you can get stuffed, 
geah yeah yeah get stuffed

If you're creative well you can get stuffed,
If you're creative well you can ge-wooohooowoooowoo...

If you paint like Picasso, unlearn it
If you've written Ulysses, burn it
If you're Falubert, why trouble?
I do my best work with a shovel
And you can get stuffed, 
And you can get stuffed, well all get stuffed

They dig in the soil,
Their work involves toil
Sweat on their foreheads and you can get stuffed, 
geah yeah yeah yeah
My dad's better than your dad, I'm better than you
Your dad's in advertising, you'll be a gigolo too 
You'll be a gigolo too, oo!

If you're creative well you can get stuffed, 
Well all get stuffed
If you're creative well you can ge-wooohooowoooowoo...

Take it down.

If you're an ad man, artist, poet or actor,
Student, tutor, writer, chiropractor,
If you design clothing or make a living from posing,
If you paint pictures, run a boutique for bitches,
If you deal in antiques or anything chic,
If your career involves feeling
Instead of hauling and dealing
Here's the end of the matter, yeah yeah,
Here's the end of the matter, yeah yeah,
Here's the end of the matter; you can get stuffed.


April 1987