The TISM Boat Hire Offer

Confronting society can begin to tire
Just come on down to TISM Boat Hire
You wanna new line, no one can reproach you,
Casting out the side of a little two-stroker

Voat vor voat, vor vor voat
Voat vor voat, vor vor voat
Voat vor voat, vor vor... hire a boat!

Rock stars pin their suicide
They don't seem so romantic when you're worried about tide
Bon Scott would be alive this week
if he just went fishing from Mordiallic Creek

If {you're into/you went to?} the {grog/croak?}
Be a smart thinker
Give it all up, hook, line and sinker
Vote with your feet
Rock's had it's day
The {only/all new/audio?} electric is out on the bay

I want to make you hire (x4)
Make you hire!

Don't wanna be the bad boys of rock
Don't want my morality to cause anyone shock
Just want a leitmotif that can float
Don't want Guns & Roses, I want a boat

Voat vor voat, vor vor voat
Voat vor voat, vor vor voat
Voat vor voat, vor vor...

{Wanna weak heart?}
{Rock sherry mander?}
{Do one and truly for salamander?}
{Axing your disco? Murder a rapper?}
Give it all up, go catch some snapper